User Tag List

Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 30
  1. #1
    Account Disabled

    How would you vote with just this information?

    Question 1:
    If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
    Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

    Question 2:
    It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

    Candidate A.

    Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

    Candidate B.

    He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

    Candidate C

    He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.









    ------------------------------
    ------------------------------
    -















    Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
    Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
    Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

    And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

    Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.
    Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..

    Never be afraid to try something new.
    Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
    Professionals...built the Titanic

    And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
    * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
    * 7 have been arrested for fraud
    * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
    * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
    * 3 have done time for assault
    * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
    * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
    * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
    * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
    * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
    Can you guess which organization this is?











    Give up yet?
    It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group
    that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

  2. #2
    Account Disabled

    Re: How would you vote with just this information?

    I just stole this. I have no idea if any of it is true. But if it is, scary

  3. #3
    Account Disabled

    Re: How would you vote with just this information?

    Quote Originally Posted by freckles View Post
    I just stole this. I have no idea if any of it is true. But if it is, scary

    The Ark part is false.

  4. #4
    Account Disabled

    Re: How would you vote with just this information?

    Fot the most part it is true. The no cheating on Hitler is a stretch seeing as how he killed himself after the ceremony.

  5. #5
    Account Disabled

    Re: How would you vote with just this information?

    I just want to know how you can get away with drinking a quart of whiskey every morning and still get elected to office. There is a trick I would really like to learn.

  6. #6
    Account Disabled

    Re: How would you vote with just this information?

    Actually...there is evidence that supports the existance of the ark, or rather of a manmade boat that inspired the ark story. Clay tablets discovered in Iraq tell the tale, as well, and there are legends of such in other nations as well. Geologic data shows the area did see a massive flood around 5000 years ago.

    Most myths have some basis in fact: typically some local hero and someone who blows the story out of proportion. Such is most probably the case with the ark.

  7. #7
    Account Disabled

    Re: How would you vote with just this information?

    Hiya, MDMX. What part of Chicago?

  8. #8
    Account Disabled

    Re: How would you vote with just this information?

    I chose Candidate B before looking at the answers cause if you can drink a quart of whiskey a day you deserve to be President, also because I guessed it was Churchill because I just did a lengthy report on him in a Poli-Sci class about his skill in speaking helping him be a great leader. The first time being First Lord of the Admiralty and the second correct me if I'm wrong but I think it was the Chancellor of the Exchequer.

  9. #9
    Account Disabled

    Re: How would you vote with just this information?

    Jesus, I voted for Hitler!!

  10. #10
    Account Disabled

    Re: How would you vote with just this information?

    Quote Originally Posted by Zarathustra View Post
    Jesus, I voted for Hitler!!
    Don't feel bad so did most of Germany in the late 1930's


 
Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. Sandwich Information........
    By Engine-Ear in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 29
    Last Post: 7th April 2012, 12:06 PM
  2. Where do you get your news/information from?
    By (R)IGHTeous 1 in forum Current News & Events
    Replies: 34
    Last Post: 2nd March 2011, 07:54 PM
  3. information we should all have
    By nonsqtr in forum General Political Discussion
    Replies: 17
    Last Post: 25th November 2009, 07:58 PM
  4. Vital information everyone should know
    By Blueneck in forum Science and Technology
    Replies: 24
    Last Post: 17th June 2008, 08:54 AM
  5. Regulating Information
    By Burning Giraffe in forum General Political Discussion
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: 7th July 2007, 11:30 AM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.5.2