Q&A:
Q: First thing you did this morning:
A: Prayed to Allah that AlQaida won't kill us all now that Rummy can't protect us.
Q: Last thing you ate:
A: sheepdip
Q: Whats bothering you right now?:
A: Redundant Questions
Q: What's annoying you right now?:
A: Redundant Questions
Q: Do you believe in long distance relationships?:
A: Baby, with my equipment, they're ALL long distance
Q: Is there a person who is on your mind right now:
A: Yes, Moves away from desk
Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: Next door to remove vote Lieberman sign from my neighbor's lawn
Q: Do you look like your mom or dad?:
A. Yes
Q: Do you have any siblings?:
A: Two Brothers, Uday and Cusay
Q: Do you smile often?:
A: Only for the media
Q: Do you think that a person is thinking of you?
A: Not any more, he resigned.
Q: Are you a friendly person?:
A: What da fuck you gettin' at?!!
Q: What color shirt are you wearing?
A: Olive Drab
Q: What were you doing at 12 last night?:
A: Setting fire to neighbor's house
Q: When was the last time you saw your dad?
A: On Fox news at the trial.
Q: Do you have more guy friends or girl friends?
A: Both, or they will be killed professionally
Q: When was the last time you cried?
A: Nov 7th
Q: Do you get angry easily?
A: I have people for that
Q: What was your last thought before you went to sleep last night?
A: Will they be able to test for accelerants?
Q: Take any vitamins?
A: Yes Enzyte (smiles widely)
Q: What are you about to do?
A: If I told you I'd have to .............
Q: Do you ever check your phone waiting for someone to call?
A: Hi tech is for sissies
Q: Rate life as of right now 1-10.
A. 2 Unless I'm acquitted
Q: Would you say that most people who first meet you like you?
A: I have people for that.
Priceless.Q: Do you believe in long distance relationships?:
A: Baby, with my equipment, they're ALL long distance
Q: Is there a person who is on your mind right now:
A: Yes, Moves away from desk
Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: Next door to remove vote Lieberman sign from my neighbor's lawn
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