Thread: Any Intelligent Life Here?

Ever notice ants always go in the same direction, they leave the nest, head in the same direction to get the food, and they all go the same way back....at the same time.

We get on the high way and jackasses are passing each other on the way to work.

Ever notice how no one can sell their house, and no one can afford to buy a house? How the fuck can that happen?

Why does anyone pay for radio? It's offered free, right?

Why do people spend money on a container that's only function is to carry money? We have pockets, don't we?

Some guys rich because you keep buying his tap water that he put in a pretty bottle.

What have you noticed? Anything?

I notice a lot of things. Like how you always post topics that get attention and make sense in a sensible way that tantalize the senses.

Originally Posted by Sparta

Ever notice ants always go in the same direction, they leave the nest, head in the same direction to get the food, and they all go the same way back....at the same time.

We get on the high way and jackasses are passing each other on the way to work.

Ever notice how no one can sell their house, and no one can afford to buy a house? How the fuck can that happen?

Why does anyone pay for radio? It's offered free, right?

Why do people spend money on a container that's only function is to carry money? We have pockets, don't we?

Some guys rich because you keep buying his tap water that he put in a pretty bottle.

What have you noticed? Anything?

It was pointed out to me that Evian spelled backwards is Naive. I wonder if they meant it that way and it's their little inside joke. Makes ya think!
MBTY

I will try to enlighten you.

Originally Posted by Sparta

Ever notice ants always go in the same direction, they leave the nest, head in the same direction to get the food, and they all go the same way back....at the same time.

Get the "A" volumn of an Encyclopedia from the ship's library.

We get on the high way and jackasses are passing each other on the way to work.

Maybe the jackasses are late for work?

Ever notice how no one can sell their house, and no one can afford to buy a house? How the fuck can that happen?

Obviously people are still buying and selling houses. I may have missed what your getting at here. Please rephrase sir.

Why does anyone pay for radio? It's offered free, right?

To be able to listen to what you want when you want to listen to music.

Why do people spend money on a container that's only function is to carry money? We have pockets, don't we?

I wouldn't say that's a wallet/purse's only function. Think of it as a filing cabinet. Keeps everything all neat, tidy, and in order if you want to. Guess you can always do women usually do and just throw everything under the Sun in there. /shrug

Some guys rich because you keep buying his tap water that he put in a pretty bottle.

Maybe the people who buy the water have shitty water at home? Or maybe when they are not at home they don't feel like getting water from fountain that God knows who sucked on it and what they sucked on before they got some water?

What have you noticed? Anything?

I noticed the Political Hotwire today. Glad to be here.

Tally-ho!

[QUOTE=CaptCrazyJack;44000]I will try to enlighten you.

Maybe the jackasses are late for work?

Maybe, but that doesnt explain them passing in different directions. Ants got the shit figured, why can't we?

Obviously people are still buying and selling houses. I may have missed what your getting at here. Please rephrase sir.

I think it's refered to as a "stagnent market", when the cost of homes exceeds what people can generally afford.

To be able to listen to what you want when you want to listen to music.

You mean to be able to listen to the paid radio stations that you want who play the music that they want?

I wouldn't say that's a wallet/purse's only function. Think of it as a filing cabinet. Keeps everything all neat, tidy, and in order if you want to. Guess you can always do women usually do and just throw everything under the Sun in there. /shrug

Think of your pocket as the same thing, being a man, you probably get at least four. If fours not enough its time to simplify......pirates have pockets right?

Maybe the people who buy the water have shitty water at home? Or maybe when they are not at home they don't feel like getting water from fountain that God knows who sucked on it and what they sucked on before they got some water?

Can't argue with that, carry on.

Maybe, but that doesnt explain them passing in different directions. Ants got the shit figured, why can't we?

Maybe they work on opposite ends of town, wherever they could find a job they are proficiant at.

I think it's refered to as a "stagnent market", when the cost of homes exceeds what people can generally afford.

Maybe so many people that don't live in the homes (i.e. investors who buy and resell homes for a profit) forced the priced up through the reselling process that people who need them seldom can still afford them.

You mean to be able to listen to the paid radio stations that you want who play the music that they want?

I can do this with free radio and CD's/casettes. Both satalite radio companies are loosing millions a year. They will be gone before long, and people will have this useless box in their cars they paid a lot of money for.

Think of your pocket as the same thing, being a man, you probably get at least four. If fours not enough its time to simplify......pirates have pockets right?

My cards get bent and sticky in my pocket. A wallet protects them from that.

To be able to listen to what you want when you want to listen to music.

I just pop a CD in my player when I want to do that or go to Yahoo music...I would never pay for radio, especially now that Rick Dees is back on the air.

Ever notice how no one can sell their house, and no one can afford to buy a house? How the fuck can that happen?

I want to know how it gets where a person can't afford their 1,200 a month mortgage payment and lose their home in a foreclosure yet have the money to go and pay 1,500 a month for tiny 1 bedroom apartment? And how is it $245,000 will ONLY get me a 1 (maybe a 2 if it's really small) bedroom house here in So Cal but in Dallas, Texas or Monkey Junction, North Carolina it will get me a 5 bedroom mansion?

Ants for one are all female, so they automatically know the right directions, unfortunately much like the common housewife, they are slaves to their domestic duties.

Why do people spend money on a container that's only function is to carry money? We have pockets, don't we?

What if your pockets have holes in them or your pants have no pockets at all? I myself keep my money in my mattress ultimately and then when I go anywhere, I roll up the bills and slide them into the cleavage of my brassiere.

If you ever saw the hard water deposits the water from my tap leaves, you'd drink some of that bottled stuff too. Evian is so ridiculously priced though, I usually go for Arrowhead or Dasani.

I've noticed that my razors used to last 3 months, then one month, now I'm lucky to get a 5 day work week out of one 4 blade razor that looks like a lightsaber and cost me an hours wage. I saw the first 5 blade advertised yesterday... it's probably good for one cheek.

I've noticed that Japanese people park backwards, exclusively, every single freakin time. It is... shall I say disconcerting?... no, I shall say FREAKISHLY ABNORMAL!!! There are two directions to park a car, pick the one that makes sense at the time... or better yet, randomly do whatever you feel like. When I park nose first I get the kind of dirty looks that I would usually expect after being caught secretly masterbating in someones shampoo bottle for a month. Tomorrow I will take a photo of a Japanese parking lot and post it here... and you tell me it isn't downright disturbing.

I have noticed that people who give their lives and souls to organised religions devoted entirey to forgiveness and tolerance are the least forgiving and tolerant people I know.

I've noticed that Budweiser is the number 1 selling beer in Canada, again ... because all Canadians drink their local brews, meaning no two cities are drinking the same thing, and all the tourists and immigrants drink FUCKING BUDWEISER cause its the only one in the store they'd ever heard of before.

I've noticed that the less money people have the fatter they are. It's almost a perfect inverse ratio. Show me a poverty striken person with no savings, no rent for next month and holes in their socks, and I'll show you a person who can't get in a airplane seat. (This of course excludes junkies... and Africans)

I've noticed that the only person who has noticed anything other than what I've noticed is knuckles.

Originally Posted by davideyoung

My cards get bent and sticky in my pocket. A wallet protects them from that.

Woooaa there DY, why do your cards get sticky in your pocket?