Thread: 10 Things you hate about America?

Originally Posted by Sparta

By request, 10 things I hate about the UK.

1. What the hell is the "UK"? England, Scotland, Iceland, Austrailia, Brittian?
Is Ireland included or not? I hate how the UK is so goddamn vauge.

Not my fault your geography is shit! lol.. anyway if you really care
ITs basically England,Scotland,Wales,Northern Ireland and a few random islands.. oh and Gibralter

2. I don't like rain. In the UK it either rains, or it rains hard.
lol how can you not like our weather!?! its great.. :P
yea weather is shite.. think it just started raining harder as I speak
3. English accents, that's right I said "English", don't like em one bit mate.
And yours is better?
4. The queen seeing fit to "knight" US citizens, nothing chaffes my ass more than some rich bitch from Long Island insisting I preceed her name with "lady" just because her husband got to be the focus of a long since should be dead cerimony.
Blame your stuck up pricks not ours
5. It's too big to be considered an island, stop.
But its too small to matter? choose one
6. Cops being called "bobbies", that's queer and I dont like it, stop.
its not the 50's The UK is nothing like the American Film/TV industry makes it look like.. people call them the police.. or if your a chav (see item 10) then you call them the pigs,
7. Austin Powers, is he yours or ours? I'm giving him to you and he was only funny when I was high.....fuck you for parts 2 & 3 as well.
Austin powers is yours fool! Part 1 sucked.. part 3 sucked.. part 2 = classic
8. Sending friendly transplants to the US, I don't care how nice they pretend to be I'm not gonna like them, so knock that shit off.
Have no idea what the fuck that is.. but don't worry.. im sure they aren't actually friendly
9. Keeping Michael Jackson employed, or is that the French? I'm blaming both of you.
Not us.. hate the bastard
10. Hoolagins......what the fuck. It's called soccer, we have football, football is great, soccer sucks, got it?

Who calls a game which you play with your hands football... fools
Hoolagins= chavs.. Scum of society and i hate them.. but every country has them

4. The queen seeing fit to "knight" US citizens, nothing chaffes my ass more than some rich bitch from Long Island insisting I preceed her name with "lady" just because her husband got to be the focus of a long since should be dead cerimony.

Yea, and what's up with all these rock/pop stars and actors getting knighted? We're supposed to call them Sir _______ when they're just a bunch of drugged up, boozed up, sexual deviants who are vulgar and obscene and who I wouldn't want to hang around in the first place!

Originally Posted by Common Sense Craig

4. The queen seeing fit to "knight" US citizens, nothing chaffes my ass more than some rich bitch from Long Island insisting I preceed her name with "lady" just because her husband got to be the focus of a long since should be dead cerimony.

Yea, and what's up with all these rock/pop stars and actors getting knighted? We're supposed to call them Sir _______ when they're just a bunch of drugged up, boozed up, sexual deviants who are vulgar and obscene and who I wouldn't want to hang around in the first place!

Off with their heads!!

Originally Posted by Roach

Who calls a game which you play with your hands football... fools
Hoolagins= chavs.. Scum of society and i hate them.. but every country has them

Fools you say? Bullocks chap! The game of football requires kicking so much so that any team without two good kickers sucks. Baseball is named after just one component of the game as well. You want us to call it passrunhandoff and sometimes kick ball? In SOCCER, you can play the game, sorry match, for three frickin hours and end in a............tie! What kind of commie socialist bullshit is that? Everybody wins? Share the glory?
I take it back, I understand hoolagans 100%.

Originally Posted by Sparta

By request, 10 things I hate about the UK.


3. English accents, that's right I said "English", don't like em one bit mate.

I love them, lol. Oh ands Aussie ones, too. (But not Steve Irwin's, he's was wacky, more like Hugh Jackman - Yummy.)

7. Austin Powers, is he yours or ours? I'm giving him to you and he was only funny when I was high.....fuck you for parts 2 & 3 as well.

He cracks me up.

9. Keeping Michael Jackson employed, or is that the French? I'm blaming both of you.

Yea, stop crying hysterically when he comes to town.

Originally Posted by YourThrone

I definitely agree with #8

Condi rice went shopping down 5th avenue for $2000 pair of shoes during Hurricane Katrina, Dick checney decided he needed a new house so, he went mansion shopping.


Fema and the bush administration should be ashamed of themselves.

My mom went to Vegas and stayed at the Bellagio during the hurricane. It's called "Life goes on"...that may sound cold but what could she or anyone else do for the people who chose to stay? Should everyone cease to live just because there is drama going on somewhere else? If that was the case, we'd never be living.

After a year and some odd months, you'd think these people (oops, I better say "hurricane victims") would say to themselves: Wow I should really get off my ass and get a job so I can get off the government's gravy train and take care of myself!!

I know, I know, wishful thinking.............

There are plenty of people in NO who have gone back to work and have begun to rebuild however we never hear of them unless they happen to appear on some home improvement type show. Some also like to forget that NO had been allotted several million dollars to rebuild their levies PRIOR to Katrina yet chose to use that money elsewhere. No, the media wishes to keep seducing us in to believing that NO is the poorest city in all of the US and that the Bush Admin didn't lift a damn finger to help in any way.

Damn that Bush, how dare he not get his ass down there with his trowel and fix those damn levies!! How dare he!?!?!?!?!

How dare Condi buy herself a new pair of shoes with the money she earned while people are refusing to leave their soon to be flooded homes! Damn that rich "white" America....