He said he likes to carry a spoon around with him. Then, when he hears Brittney Spears, he takes it and jams it up his own ass. He says, "If I'm gonna be in that kind of pain, I'd rather that it be self inflicted"!
OMG vet, you own me a keyboard, I just spit coffee all in it.
Reminder: when reading a namvet post, make sure you just didn't take a drink.
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