Thread: Really BAD Jokes

A West Virginia man gets a phone call from the elementary school nurse:

Nurse: Sir, your daughter came to us today and said she was feeling some irritation from her private parts, and pon further investigation, we've found that your daughter is sexually active....sir, were you aware your daughter was sexually active?

Father: SEXUAL ACTIVE!?!? Sexually active my ass! She just lays there like her Momma....

Thank God you warned us that it was a really bad joke! LOL
In West virginia men speel with their daughters?

LMAO!!

Well, Mari, it's a "rumor" that many West Virginians sleep with their own family members: sons, daughters, sisters, brothers, etc.

They also say that about people in Tennessee and Kentucky, too.

Here's the worst I know!

Q:What's the best thing about doing a 6 year old?
A: Your pecker looks bigger in her hand

Q: What's the worst thing about doing a 6 year old?
A: You get blood on your clown suit.

Jesus Inky, that's disgussting.. I was preffering the American stereotypical jokes, they are always more fun.

Ummmmmmmm, those were pretty nasty.

The worst I know... so. What's the worst you guys/gals heard?

This ones not that bad but...

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"

Didn't expect that from you Fishmint!! (joking)