The "Your Mom" Thread.

[Ausinus]

I haven't seen one of these around, so I will just go ahead and create it. Post a your mom joke, and there are no penalties for shock value, disgustingness, racism, sexism, or homophobia. I'll start -

Your mom is so fat that all 50 states have to go for the same candidate to beat her electoral college vote.

[michaelr]

Your mom is so ugly my mom wont do her.


That should be a thread shutter.

[Ausinus]

Your mom is so ugly my mom wont do her.


That should be a thread shutter.

Your mom is so fat that after your dad was finished screwing her he rolled over and was still on the bitch.

[Engine-Ear]

Your Mom is so fat she has to iron her pants in the driveway

[Engine-Ear]

Your mom is so stupid, she bought a glass door with a peep hole in it.

[Engine-Ear]

Your mom is so fat, the back of her kneck liiks like a side-ways butt.

[Ausinus]

Your mom is so stupid she tried to use a ruler to measure how long she slept.

[Inkslinger]

Your Mom is so fat that when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Your Mom is so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real.

[michaelr]

Your mom is so fat that after your dad was finished screwing her he rolled over and was still on the bitch.

Yep and the dumb ass did not even realize his dick was still in a wrinkle, your mom had to tell him.

[Babylon]

Yo Momma so fat she stood on a scale, and the scales life flashed before it eyes..