Thread: WTF Rant`

Okay, I'll admit it. I was at home watching the tube and was too lazy to change the channel. I have an excuse... I had dental work done and I was stoned on half a vicodin and a mike's hard cranberry lemonade. Yeah, it was a cheap buzz.

So anyway I'm lying there, on the couch, and the remote was lying about three feet away. Needless to say I didn't change the channel.

So I'm watching the tube and on come the Massengil girls. They were talking about how Massengil makes them feel fresh and smell like flowers, and it occurred to me that this is just plain wrong. Ladies, all I can say is WHAT THE FUCK? IS THAT ABOUT???

If you want men to pay "special" attention to some parts of your anatomy you should make it smell like new car or steak (beer is a definite no-no). If, on the other hand, you are attempting to attract another woman, then by all means hyacinth and patchouli are the way to go. (and if that is YOUR particular interest send videos to: johnlocke c/o politicalhotwire.com, and btw Sparta, CSC, Davo...hell just about ALL the male members would appreciate a copy)

Your turn...

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Maybe some should get janitor in a drum.

Originally Posted by johnlocke

Okay, I'll admit it. I was at home watching the tube and was too lazy to change the channel. I have an excuse... I had dental work done and I was stoned on half a vicodin and a mike's hard cranberry lemonade. Yeah, it was a cheap buzz.

So anyway I'm lying there, on the couch, and the remote was lying about three feet away. Needless to say I didn't change the channel.

So I'm watching the tube and on come the Massengil girls. They were talking about how Massengil makes them feel fresh and smell like flowers, and it occurred to me that this is just plain wrong. Ladies, all I can say is WHAT THE FUCK? IS THAT ABOUT???

If you want men to pay "special" attention to some parts of your anatomy you should make it smell like new car or steak (beer is a definite no-no). If, on the other hand, you are attempting to attract another woman, then by all means hyacinth and patchouli are the way to go. (and if that is YOUR particular interest send videos to: johnlocke c/o politicalhotwire.com, and btw Sparta, CSC, Davo...hell just about ALL the male members would appreciate a copy)

Your turn...

**Wafting air to nose with my hand** **sniff-sniff** TACOS?! Yeah!

That's what I'm talking about. You want men to make a "run for the border", maybe tacos are in order...

Originally Posted by johnlocke

Okay, I'll admit it. I was at home watching the tube and was too lazy to change the channel. I have an excuse... I had dental work done and I was stoned on half a vicodin and a mike's hard cranberry lemonade. Yeah, it was a cheap buzz.

So anyway I'm lying there, on the couch, and the remote was lying about three feet away. Needless to say I didn't change the channel.

So I'm watching the tube and on come the Massengil girls. They were talking about how Massengil makes them feel fresh and smell like flowers, and it occurred to me that this is just plain wrong. Ladies, all I can say is WHAT THE FUCK? IS THAT ABOUT???

If you want men to pay "special" attention to some parts of your anatomy you should make it smell like new car or steak (beer is a definite no-no). If, on the other hand, you are attempting to attract another woman, then by all means hyacinth and patchouli are the way to go. (and if that is YOUR particular interest send videos to: johnlocke c/o politicalhotwire.com, and btw Sparta, CSC, Davo...hell just about ALL the male members would appreciate a copy)

Your turn...

Wait, what? Your excuse was you had a mike's hard cranberry lemonade? Well what the hell is your excuse for that?

Originally Posted by Sparta

Wait, what? Your excuse was you had a mike's hard cranberry lemonade? Well what the hell is your excuse for that?

They musta been out of Zima................

hahahahaha

Originally Posted by Sparta

hahahahaha

Never had a Mike's Cranberry Hard Lemonade before. Sounded pretty good after taking half a vicodin. What's your excuse for drinking that piss you try to call beer?

Originally Posted by johnlocke

Never had a Mike's Cranberry Hard Lemonade before. Sounded pretty good after taking half a vicodin. What's your excuse for drinking that piss you try to call beer?

I admit, I have tried the entire Mike's line, and I like all of them, especially Mike's Hard Limeaid.

Originally Posted by Migi e!

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Maybe some should get janitor in a drum.

Speaking of Invayne...where's she been of late?