What one word describes each member on this forum?

[Davocrat]

No fair TFM, a compound word counts as 2 words. You are trying to take advantage of the honor system.

How about "anus," "sphincter" or "rectum"?

[Engine-Ear]

Rectum Hell, Damn near killed 'em, greatest punch line off all time!

[Engine-Ear]

How about "anus," "sphincter" or "rectum"?

How about hole, cavity or shute?

[Michele]

How about "anus," "sphincter" or "rectum"?

Haha...my son, who Ronin reminds me of, was nicknamed "sphincter-boy" because of a speech he did in high school on farts....

[johnflesh]

kmiller = valuable
Defensor = predictable
Distressed American = gone
Davocrat = clear
Michele = inviting
TFM = stern
Leo = remarkable
Inky = excellent
Bourne = mountain
Blueneck = just
Ronin = outspoken
Bla Bla = honorable
Goldwater = author
Helena = generous
Babylon = a friend
Bowerbird = helpful
Prag = champion
CSC = tenacious
JohnLocke = Martin!!!!
JOM = talented
Invayne = force
2lane = honest
Migi = experience
TenGig = missed, greatly
Michaelr = caring
Coolio = exceptional
Steezer = reasonable
Robodoon = controversial
BG = intelligent

Mari = understanding
Sparta = leader
Freckles = reliable
Meth = trustworthy

Just playing along. I'd also like to change my past post about myself to:
johnflesh = sick - since I got a cold, getting better, but not so weak anymore

[Davocrat]

Haha...my son... a speech he did in high school on farts....

Let me guess, Montessori School?

[Burning Giraffe]

Davocrat - Composed.
Michaelr - Grasping
Freckles - Self-Aware
Bla Bla - Insightful
Invayne - Clever
Sparta - Self-Assured

[Michele]

Let me guess, Montessori School?

Nope, he is the only one of my kids to make it completely through public school !

I should post the speech !

[michaelr]

Engine Ear-cool
Davo-Layedback
Johnflesh-easy going
Goldie-Way Cool Brilliant
Sparta-Priceless
freckles-great
Con-Rigid
Con15-A bit annoying but OK
Stinger-hateful
Dessidude-Over my head
Leo-Bright
TFM-Love the guy
Inky-One crazy SOB
Migi E.-Cantankerous
2Lane-Brilliant
BlueGrass-Absolutely Great
Burring Giraffe-BitchenAss
Savannah-WOW!!! Unbelievable
Colin-Globalist yet he cares
Metheron-Smart usually correct

One word is not enough, also I believe all the members have so much to give and only want respect. I owe them at least that.

[michaelr]

Ronster-I like
WilliamTW-Great writer
Bourne-Upstanding
Libre-Emotional