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    My Cat is an idiot.

    So this morning I put on my new shoes and come to find out, my cat was feasting on them. a tad annoyed i noticed a stool the size of a human's in his litter box and it, while buried, stunk up the whole apartment. I guess the point i'm trying to make is that my cat poops all the time and it' spring breeze carries throughout the whole apartment. how do i prevent that? i changed his food, and his litter, but it still happens. I've never had a cat before, is this normal? if not, i'm really getting annoyed with my house smelling like butt.

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    Re: My Cat is an idiot.

    Put the cat's food and litter box down underneath your car.

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    what? no. haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldwater View Post
    Put the cat's food and litter box down underneath your car.
    This is actually sound advice...

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    well i live at an apartment complex, he'd most likely run away.

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    Our boys are perfect gentlemen. Unless you have a problem with catbutt on your kitchen table.


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    i think dog butt is grosser than cat butt. lol

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    Get a dog. They love cat poop. Of course then you have the problem of dog poop, but some of those little yappy ass dogs will eat their own. Shit tzus, I think they are called.

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    lol. dog poop isn't as fragrant. lol. if i could get a dog i would but the landlord wont allow it. dogs > cats

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davocrat View Post
    Our boys are perfect gentlemen. Unless you have a problem with catbutt on your kitchen table.

    Ill have to post pics of my three cats now (actually the kids cats). Em...on my daughters cat Mr Muffers I actually call his bum a doorbell because thats what it reminds me of (you should see the look of disgust when I tease my daughter to ring it...:whistling.

    Mind my cats on the table...you dont have to eat at my house is all Ill say.


 
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