Thread: Someone bought my shit on e-bay and I'm too drunk to figure out the shipping

Godamnit. The fucker laid low until the time ran out and put in the lowest bid. Fuck. I shoulda asked more for it. I'm snowed in, my cat has worms again, and my uncle had a stroke. Now this asshole wants a consolidated shipping price and insurance cost. Fucking jerk. Big fucking hassle for $30.00.

So you're positioning yourself as kind of the New York deli of online merchants?

Originally Posted by Davocrat

So you're positioning yourself as kind of the New York deli of online merchants?

I was kind of hoping to be the Fukagawa China soup nazi...didn't go according to plan. :dunno:

Originally Posted by Blueneck

I was kind of hoping to be the Fukagawa China soup nazi...didn't go according to plan. :dunno:

That is pretty lame that he wants you to cover shipping and insurance. It's going to take an hour to pack it and get it shipped, at least.

Originally Posted by Davocrat

That is pretty lame that he wants you to cover shipping and insurance. It's going to take an hour to pack it and get it shipped, at least.

No, he wants me to consolidate it. This requires math skills. Not available to me at the moment.......:fainting:

Originally Posted by Blueneck

Godamnit. The fucker laid low until the time ran out and put in the lowest bid. Fuck. I shoulda asked more for it. I'm snowed in, my cat has worms again, and my uncle had a stroke. Now this asshole wants a consolidated shipping price and insurance cost. Fucking jerk. Big fucking hassle for $30.00.

So what was the Ebay Queen selling?

Fukagawa china. It's not so bad, the lady who bought it is getting it for her daughter and seems very nice. I'm glad I didn't take e-bay's suggestion and start the bidding at .95 cents "to create excitement". I'd be really fucked.

Originally Posted by Blueneck

Godamnit. The fucker laid low until the time ran out and put in the lowest bid. Fuck. I shoulda asked more for it. I'm snowed in, my cat has worms again, and my uncle had a stroke. Now this asshole wants a consolidated shipping price and insurance cost. Fucking jerk. Big fucking hassle for $30.00.

That's got to be the record for the number of F-Bombs in one post.

I like it when "the ladies" talk dirty. heh-heh

Originally Posted by Six

That's got to be the record for the number of F-Bombs in one post.

I think that honor goes to Scotty Reston, who once quoted a soldier speaking of his jepp in WW2: "Fucking fucker's fucked."