Thread: In the dog house

OK my gf is not speaking to me.

And who's fault is it.

George Bush! He not only does a shitty job of running the country, he's got to come to my town and fuck up my personal life!

Thats right. I was supposed to stop and get a few things today (after going fishin) and lo and behold I'm coming back into port and I am met on the water by the secret service. The guy tells me the port is closed and i cannot enter because Bush was there. I said "I'm just going home". No good, sorry, nobody's going in or out. So I went back out fishin for about 3 hours while Bush does his photo op and signs some legislation to protect the fish.

I come back and try and sneak in the side door of the port and the damn ss catches me again. "Sorry, he's still here, you are not allowed in". So I wait drifting in the river till i hear over the 2-way that it's open, I rush home and it's too late I don't make it to the store on time. Get home and it's the damn "I can't depend on you for anything speech"

Once again just like Iraq, it's Bush's fault?

Somebody tell me it's not my fault.


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Let me guess. She said, "So suddenly you forgot how to swim?"

I would have pressed charges against the U.S. Government for illegal detainment and not allowing me to go to my own house in this supposedly free country of ours.

Once again, Mr. Numbnuts is more important than the sensible, intelligent, hardworking LEGAL citizen of the United States. :whistling:

No just the "I can't depend on you for anything" and "I don't want to talk about it".

I hate the "I don't want to talk about it shit!"

They had a friggin army there, like three of those boats and a couple other little ones that were tryin to look like they were undercover but they didn't fool me.

I don't know if thats the one he was in as they had about 3 that all looked alike and then a bunch of gunships. Christ you would think he was landing at baghdad.

LOL, The damn choppers are flyin over my hose right now...he must be done visiting at Dicks house and headed back to DC.


Hey TFM see the Geese!

I think I need to clean my lens

Sounds like a golden opportunity to rent "Caddyshack," "Airplane" and "Animal House."

...and they didn't conviscate your camera?!

Originally Posted by Common Sense Craig

I would have pressed charges against the U.S. Government for illegal detainment and not allowing me to go to my own house in this supposedly free country of ours.

Once again, Mr. Numbnuts is more important than the sensible, intelligent, hardworking LEGAL citizen of the United States. :whistling:

It was funny cause the boat had a cop doing the talking and he was pretty nice. When I said "can't I just go to the dock" he looked at the sole ss guy with him and the sob just shook his head no. The cop then apologized and said sorry, no can do.

As they were pulling me over I reached below to turn down the radio......right after I did that i thought this could have been a big mistake!

Originally Posted by Common Sense Craig

...and they didn't conviscate your camera?!

Nope, got a whole bunch of shots as well as a few movies.

Couple times the damn gunship was right on top of me. i know he was scopin me out cause he came right at me and then dropped down and circled. Bet he got a few shots of me.

Should have mooned him!