1.You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Sharon Reynolds of BPPD
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
P. Diddy
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
David Duke
4. What is your favorite cheese?
Mozarella
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
An Italian sub
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Ralph Fiennes
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
Andrea Bocelli
8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Wow, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Go to Wolfgang Pucks for dinner...all that sleeping around has made me hungry!
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Italy...duh!
10. An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the beverage of your choice. It is?
Caffe Mochas...mmmmmmmmmmmmm
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?
To where my Godfather, Grampa and Gramma were still alive.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
NO SMOKING BITCHES!!
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called?
It's MY life!
15. What is your favorite curse word?
DAMMIT!
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, what do you do?
Play strip poker with 'em.
17. Your house is on fire! What do you do ?
Look for my bag of marshmallows and bbq skewers
18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Kick the shit out of Sharon Reynolds of BPPD then go have some rocky road ice cream.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What super-power is it?
Invisibility
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
The last time I saw my Godfather
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
Jan. 3, 1973 and Sept. 21, 2001
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out… you can move to anywhere else in the world. Where do you go?
Italy...haven't you learned anything from reading me?
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age, if you were banned from every bar in the world except one, which one would it be?
Starbucks...shut up!! It's a COFFEE bar!
24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question... If you did, then we’ll just expound on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to fly! Whose house are you going to fly to first, and be like "check it out, i can fly!"?
Gee's house...her boys would think I was da best bomb ever!
25. The constant absorption of magical moon beans mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
Pavarotti



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