Thread: Englanisms-Things a true englishman should always have handy. R-rated.

Useful Sayings:

Fucking Wanker!

Fuck Off! Get out of it, you wankers!

Go on, you gaelic fucking garlic breath tossers! Piss Off!

Come in and say that, mate!

Come on then, you want some?

Oi Lads! That wanker's got a *team as applicable* football shirt on! Let's give this nancy a fucking good kicking!

Fuck Off! Go on, you french bastards! Get on the other side of the road, you pricks!

I'm going to roger you up the arse son!

Cock off, prick!

Come on you fucking fat bastard!

Listen, you're not the one who's going to have to knit himself a new arse after 25 years of aggressive male affection in prison showers.

Beer o'clock guys!

Who won the war!

Fucking saussage eating prick!

You great... soft... sissy... girlie... nancy... French... bender... Man United supporting POOF!!

You bloody prig! (cheers Oberdan)

Useful words/terms:

Cheers (alot of europeans and americans dont understand this)
Wanker
Cock
Prick
Arse
Fuck
Off
Frogg
Jypo
Chav
Pikey
Nancy
Fairy-boy
Tradesmans Entrance
Yarbals
Bollocks
Swampdonkey
Brick Shit House
Son
Bloody

Notes on how to use these terms:

example:
So I told her if she doesn't let me do her a tonkey in the tradesmans entrance all make the swanpdonky lick me yarballs!

Oh shut up mate, I aint no fairy-arsed nancy boy!

If you don't shut up Ill stick my boot right up your fucking arse son.

Look at all those bloody Jypos. Lets give them a proper bollocking lads!

Oi, you pricky little shitty snot nosed chav, come over here and say that mate!

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and this is just funny:

Drugs eh? What's the point. They make you forget, make you talk funny, make you see things that aren't there. My old grandma got all of that for free when she had a stroke.

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God im bloody tired after all that. lol!

I hope this has proven to be a good and worth while lesson and how and english talk. peace out!

Comrade

Feeling some angst there, Comrade?

Originally Posted by Dubyas-Twin-Sister

Feeling some angst there, Comrade?

nope. I felt like making the quinisentially english thread, without the tea and scones.

Comrade

Ummm ... that ain't how the Brits I know speak. LOL! Where do you live - Brixton?

Originally Posted by Leo

Ummm ... that ain't how the Brits I know speak. LOL! Where do you live - Brixton?

Kent. Its steriotypical hooligan talk mate. I use most those words and saying most the time, so do most my friends.

These days mot of it is "innit bruv" so I like to think we can keep the old ways going. This is just a little step on that road.

C'mon though man, you gotta admit when you see stuff like that you think of England. You seen Vinnie Jones on Eurotrip?

Comrade

And most the brits you know say "g'day" and "blimy am I blinkered or what!"

Leo why do they speak that way in Britain? I never hear that kind of speak here in the US....

Originally Posted by Dubyas-Twin-Sister

Leo why do they speak that way in Britain? I never here that kind of speak here in the US....

LOL! Don't go there, Dubs. I was introduced to 'muthafucka' and worse in the short time I was in the US.

Originally Posted by Dubyas-Twin-Sister

Leo why do they speak that way in Britain? I never here that kind of speak here in the US....

Different cultures. We are proper and always say what we thing. Down to the point mate. You are alot more polite and skirt round the matter at hand.

"Why do that when a simple smack to the jaw will solve the problem?" - Vinnie Jones

Comrade


LOL this is only a jokey thread guys, but honestly, this is true stuff eiyther from the archives of england language and still in use. prick, arse, bollocks...all quitisentially englich words.

Its all steriotyping.

Originally Posted by Comrade

Kent. Its steriotypical hooligan talk mate. I use most those words and saying most the time, so do most my friends.

These days mot of it is "innit bruv" so I like to think we can keep the old ways going. This is just a little step on that road.

C'mon though man, you gotta admit when you see stuff like that you think of England. You seen Vinnie Jones on Eurotrip?

Comrade

And most the brits you know say "g'day" and "blimy am I blinkered or what!"

Hey, where in Kent, Comrade? Anywhere near Maidstone or Sevenoaks?

Originally Posted by Leo

LOL! Don't go there, Dubs. I was introduced to 'muthafucka' and worse in the short time I was in the US.

yeah we get that with the chavs and their black talk..."fo shizzle mo nizzzle mo fo"

bastards.

Comrade