Thread: I Need To Rant!!!

My house nearly caught fire because the electrical wiring outside wasn't big enough to pull the load, not our fault, because the local power company didn't use heavy enough cables when the house was built. Our electrical & some other box had melted wires in them. My fridge quit working yesterday, it's 4 years old!!! My dog has a lump on her hip, one of the cats broke my espresso maker decanter, my panty hose has a hole in them, & I am going to commit homocide!!! :hissy:

Not the coffee! Anything but that!

Oh, HELL no! Whats wrong with you?? Dont you know no better than to mess with a white man's coffee??

Originally Posted by Sparta

Not the coffee! Anything but that!

I am havin a bad week, not only my coffee carafe, now my other coffee maker is leaking!! On top of all my other problems, my girdle is missin, it's un-American!!! :fainting: :hissy:

What's a girdle? Must be a Texas thing, I think it's kinda bullshit you guys can't have your own country myself.

Originally Posted by mpano66

Oh, HELL no! Whats wrong with you?? Dont you know no better than to mess with a white man's coffee??

That white man heads for the kitchen & a cup of coffee as soon as he gets home too. If it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck. :dramaqueen:

Originally Posted by Sparta

What's a girdle? Must be a Texas thing, I think it's kinda bullshit you guys can't have your own country myself.

A girdle is something that hides bulges, not that I need one of course. :whistling:

Texas is it's own country, except for the politicians, taxes, & federal laws. :beatenup:

well, at least you have luck.
AAND....it DIDN'T catch fire....so HA!
Your theory of bad luck is dis-proven.

Originally Posted by The_Bear

well, at least you have luck.
AAND....it DIDN'T catch fire....so HA!
Your theory of bad luck is dis-proven.

hey, it's my bad week, besides, my coffee pots are still broken!! :beatenup:

You're right though, my house didn't burn down, just everything is getting broken. :waving:

well....firstly....this will make you appreciate how good it is to have things that work now....takes a bad time to appreciate a good one....
secondly....you don't need coffee....you are Migi e!....you are above coffee....you let nothing control you, except those that you let control you...and coffee is not one of them....
Thirdly......at least you don't live in Louisianna.....Or Mississippi.....
Not that Texas is any better in my honest opinion....the supreme state in the union is New York....I will fight to the death to prove that fact.....