Thread: How to get Rich

Hi, I want to get rich. Not just rich, but to blow away Bill Gates. Any tips?

Originally Posted by Socrates Was Right

Hi, I want to get rich. Not just rich, but to blow away Bill Gates. Any tips?

Tell everyone you had a Gloden Bible that no one is allowed to see. Tell people God gave it to you to translate. Tell everyone to make God happy by giving money to you so that you can do his bidding.

Actually wait. All the gullable Mormons are happy with their current cult.

Originally Posted by Socrates Was Right

Hi, I want to get rich. Not just rich, but to blow away Bill Gates. Any tips?

Be really good looking and become a really famous actor. I believe they make pretty good money.

i mean in business

Originally Posted by Socrates Was Right

i mean in business

Reinvent the wheel.

Been done.Be a porno producer. Porn makes waaaaaaaaaay more money than holywood.

Work hard and work smart.

Pretend you don't know how to speak English and keep pointing your finger South; all the Bleeding-Hearts will give you everything you need...for free....tax-free......

dont get hi-so you will have that chance
:sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm:

Well if you want to be bill gates i recommend stealing alot of ideas from compeditors then selling it in a worse state for half the price, example windows vista.