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    Life... is a dick. Missle Command Champion Array
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    I hear one glare from Tommy Lee Jones will cause a lifelong of therapy.
    Right. Left. Right. Left. I will rape your personality. Pummel you with my own philosophy. Strip you of your self-integrity. To make you all just a bit like me. I said right, left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnflesh View Post
    I hear one glare from Tommy Lee Jones will cause a lifelong of therapy.
    Almost as much as a kick from Chuck Norris.


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    Quote Originally Posted by meridian5455 View Post
    Almost as much as a kick from Chuck Norris.
    That causes instant death, to everyone within the zipcode.
    Right. Left. Right. Left. I will rape your personality. Pummel you with my own philosophy. Strip you of your self-integrity. To make you all just a bit like me. I said right, left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnflesh View Post
    That causes instant death, to everyone within the zipcode.
    And Chuck Norris' zipcode is "3"... as in third planet from the sun.
    Take me home Momma and put me to bed. I have seen enough to know I have seen too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boontito View Post
    And Chuck Norris' zipcode is "3"... as in third planet from the sun.
    And his e-mail address is gmail @ chucknorris.com

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    NEW YORK (AP) — With age come such things as catheters, colostomy bags and adult diapers. Now add another indignity to getting old — having to drop your pants and show these things to a complete stranger.
    I refuse to fly and haven't since these new rules. Don't have any of these but do have a rod in my leg that sets off the alarms, it was broken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freecell View Post
    I refuse to fly and haven't since these new rules. Don't have any of these but do have a rod in my leg that sets off the alarms, it was broken.
    How do you know the alarm was broken?
    Take me home Momma and put me to bed. I have seen enough to know I have seen too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boontito View Post
    How do you know the alarm was broken?
    I was talking about my leg, broke both bones and they had to insert a rod in it. LOL the last time I flew, I looked like a terrorist. The alarm wasn't broken, it rang loud.


 
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